Haven't you ever received emails before containing a lot of random Js? Of course you have. It actually has a reason for happening, and I will let you in on the secret.

When you see a bunch of characters lined up one after another, and you know they must have some kind of meaning, and you feel as confused as a porcupine in a brush shop, your only wish is to meet an expert of smileys and ask him for an explanation. I will start this process with a few of them.

I always wondered where this obsession with smileys can go, but I never thought anyone would actually make them come alive!